By no means do I consider myself keen to what makes a generally great movie. I just love watching movies and forcing my opinion on others, like a self absorbed know-it-all who completely ignores someone when they disagree. I usually end up disliking movies, making it difficult to keep a solid streak of agreement among my readers. Regardless of the popularity of my opinions, I can't deny this urge to (mostly) complain and (rarely) praise each and every Red Box I see. Spoilers Galore! I would recommend reading a review AFTER sitting through the entire movie, despite the fact that most people browse reviews with the intentions of providing influence to their rental decisions.
***on a scale of one to ten***
1.0=CRAP. The existence of this movie inspires me to do harm to my physical self. Each time it's name is spoken, the portal to Hell widens just a little more. If this movie were a Stand-up Comedian, it would be Nicholas Cage. This movie is the reason for all sickness and disease.
10.0=HANDMADE BY GOD. We undeserving mortals have been blessed with an opportunity to view God's latest creation. Other movies become self-conscious and insecure when they're hanging out with it. It has the roar of a Bahamut/Leviathan hybrid. Women will be naming their children after it, in honor of it's unsurpassed awesomeness.
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